What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.