What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Clip Jokes More Clip Jokes

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !