Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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Quatro cinqo.

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A keBob!

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ?

Chin and Tonyk !

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An Italian astronaut :-D

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An Italian sub!

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One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

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A Spaghetto.

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Ones in a cup

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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Artificial Swedeners

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They do declare!

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He was caught in the possession of small arms

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It doesn't Mather.

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