Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

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What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Cornflake Jokes More Cornflake Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.