Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet