Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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G:"I'm on both."

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Breasts don't have eyes.

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He played many more pieces.

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Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

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She was wearing mittens.

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Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

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Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.