Where do you find a five year old with no legs?

Exactly where you left him

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.