Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.