What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."