What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks