How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any