Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Knightley.
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
Thanks for the refill.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
I don't know I just fly the drone"
To the morgue.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
He only promised to be gone until November
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
Because he's Autistic.
Poached
Poached.
