How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!