How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.