How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.