Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What language do pirates speak?

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Me.

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Because he was black.

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without Pope

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Your holiness"

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.