What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...