Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom