Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.