What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...