What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.