What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

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What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests

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What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!