How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Encourage Jokes More Encourage Jokes

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.