What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.