What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.