What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.