What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Rock Climber Jokes More Rock Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.