Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.