What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.