What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.