Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern