Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months