What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye