What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.