What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat