What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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What looks like half a cat ?

The other half !

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat