What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat