Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
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Half a cheetah.
Half a dog.
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
Half a cat.
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
Brush their teeth!
What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat
Half a dog
half a dog Derek, s01e05
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Half a dog!
The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
m:bleeding Twice
Half a cat
A rebel without a gauze
half-a-dog!
Nothing, he already said it twice.
ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog
A: His heart stops bleeding.
A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.
B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
How about bleeding white
They both bled for me.
Only one, if you cut him thin enough.
Little Caesars
Because they don't know what a full house is
Self-raising flour
In barkinglots.
Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen
An erection and a place to put it.
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
Neosporin.
She named him Oedipus.
They want to.
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
Get a tame one and annoy it !