What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs