What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.