What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.