What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure