What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

Mystery Jokes More Mystery Jokes

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence