How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!