How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.