How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!