Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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