Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch