Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

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This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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Just look at that bird!

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for