Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
A Thormos.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
Don't look down.
Be born in China.
Citrus down.
A droid
Brexit.
