Empire Jokes

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.