What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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quiz.

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Long time no sea.

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A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.