Loch Ness Monster Jokes

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.