What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

because it said "CONCENTRATE"

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.