What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Loch Ness Monster Jokes More Loch Ness Monster Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.