What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.