Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point