Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it?

A blind guy with a rubix cube

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.