What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!