What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

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Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.