What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick