What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

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Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".