What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!