What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

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Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!