What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

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What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog