Half Dog Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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A hot dog.

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What is the proudest body part?

the veins

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What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!