What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican skeleton's favorite drug?

Marrow-Juan-a.

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.