What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.