What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"