What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!