What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

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How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.