What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian