What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian