What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters