What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."