Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily?

The military service.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack