Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.