Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.