Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

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What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."