What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.