What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

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Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.