What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!